We Make Tea
And we're damn good at it.
Got some jiggle you’re tired of wiggling? This blend will help with that trunk junk.
You’re sick, boo-fucking-hoo. Drink this tea & quit your bitchin’!
Did you party your face off? Do you feel like total shit? Is your liver giving you the finger? Get your shit together and drink this.
Seriously. Drink a cup of this relaxing-as-fuck tea, shut down your shit, close your eyes & take some deep breaths. Done, you’re fucking sleeping.
Feeling stupid? This shit will give your brain the boost it needs. It’s a tea blend that’s jam-packed with herbs to help improve concentration, memory, and focus.
You fucking love chocolate don’t you? How about some added orange for that tangy zest that your badass body craves? You’re welcome.