Filthy Mofo – Herbaceous & Floral Mix for Detoxing

5.00 out of 5 based on 2 customer ratings
(2 customer reviews)

You filthy motherfu**ker.
Ready to detox your bad decisions?
Repent. drink this tea.
Also, eat a f**king vegetable.

1/2 lb, 8 oz (80 cups) $33.75
1/4 lb, 4 oz (40 cups) $22.50
Sample, 1 oz (10 cups) $8.00
1/8 lb, 2 oz (20 cups) $15.00

Description

ALL LABELS ARE PRINTED WITH NO *ASTERISK USED. GOOGLE MADE US DO IT.

WHAT THE F**K IS IN IT?
*DANDELION LEAF
*NETTLE LEAF
*MILK THISTLE SEED
*GINGER
*ROSE HIPS
*STRAWBERRY LEAF
*CHAMOMILE
*LICORICE ROOT
Caffeine free – *organic

Accessories included (with 2 oz or more purchase):

  • 1 reusable muslin tea bag

F**KING DIRECTIONS:

1. HEAT WATER 208°F – 212°F
2. 1 TSPN (3G) TEA PER 8 OZ.
3. STEEP FOR 5-10 MINUTES.
4. DETOX THAT FILTHY BOD!

COLD BREW:

  1. MIX TEA & COLD H2O.
  2. PUT IN FRIDGE. BE PATIENT.
  3. READY WITHIN 6-12 HOURS

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*MADE IN A FACILITY THAT CONTAINS TREE NUTS (COCONUT)

*Statements made on ModestMix.com regarding the herbal and natural teas offered have not been evaluated by the food and drug administration as the FDA does not evaluate or test herbs. This information has not been evaluated by the US Food and Drug Administration, nor has it gone through the rigorous double-blind studies required before a particular product can be deemed truly beneficial or potentially dangerous and prescribed in the treatment of any condition or disease. 
The teas offered on ModestMix.com are not intended to treat, cure or prevent any illness or disease. If you have or suspect that you have a medical problem,  consult with your physician for diagnosis or treatment. Use herbs as per instructions and always watch for any allergic reactions. You should always carefully read all product packaging and labels. Always consult your physician or health care provider before using any herbal products, especially if you have a medical problem.

2 reviews for Filthy Mofo – Herbaceous & Floral Mix for Detoxing

  1. 5 out of 5

    (verified owner)

    My first cup about 5gs 10 ounces of water didn’t do much. Assuming because i introduced it tp my body. The very next cup (same amount) filled!! Me with energy!!! Found myself F-ing jumping around and kicking the shit out of hacky sack!! Excellent job guys. I F-ING LOVE TEA BAGGING!

  2. 5 out of 5

    This tea is awesome and I love how I feel after drinking it for a few days!

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