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Dumb Ass

5.00 out of 5 based on 2 customer ratings
(2 customer reviews)

Feeling stupid?  This shit will give your brain the boost it needs.  It’s a tea blend that’s jam-packed with herbs to help improve concentration, memory, and focus.

Sample, 1 oz (10 cups) $8.99 $8.49
1/4 lb, 4 oz (40 cups) $20.99 $19.99
1/2 lb, 8 oz (80 cups) $34.49 $32.49

Description

Product Description

What the fuck is in it?

  • *Peppermint Leaf
  • *Ginkgo Leaf
  • *Eluethero Root
  • *Gotu Kola
  • *Lemon Balm
  • *Lemon Peel
  • *Rosemary
  • *Licorice Root

Caffeine free – *organic

Accessories included

  • 1 reusable muslin tea bag (with 2 oz or more purchase)

How to make this badass blend:

  1. SHAKE BAG TO MIX SHIT UP.
  2. BOIL WATER.  (If you have to get all specific, heat to 208 °F – 212 °F)
  3. USE 1 SCOOP (3G) TEA PER 6-8 OZ WATER.
  4. STEEP FOR 3-8 MINUTES IN A MUSLIN TEA BAG OR TEA STRAW
  5. DRINK.
  6. GET SMART.

2 reviews for Dumb Ass

  1. 5 out of 5

    I had one of the best sleeps in my life last night. This shit really works.

  2. 5 out of 5

    Totally made me smarter. I’m now a Mensa member, no big deal. Also tastes pretty good!

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