Dumb Ass – Oolong & Green Tea with bright herbs

5.00 out of 5 based on 2 customer ratings
(2 customer reviews)

Face-palm on the daily?
Is ‘uhhh’ your favorite word?
Get your head out of your ass.
Be smarter. Drink this tea.

Sample, 1 oz (10 cups) $8.00
1/8 lb, 2 oz (20 cups) $15.00
1/4 lb, 4 oz (40 cups) $22.50
1/2 lb, 8 oz (80 cups) $33.75

Description

ALL LABELS ARE PRINTED WITH NO *ASTERISK USED. GOOGLE MADE US DO IT.

WHAT THE F**K IS IN IT?
OOLONG TEA
*CHUN-MEE GREEN TEA
*GINKGO BILOBA LEAF
*ELEUTHERO ROOT (GINSENG)
*LEMONGRASS
*LEMON PEEL
Caffeinated – *organic

Accessories included (with 2 oz or more purchase):

  • 1 reusable muslin tea bag

F**KING DIRECTIONS:
1. HEAT WATER 190°F – 208°F
2. 1 TSPN (3G) TEA PER 8 OZ.
3. STEEP FOR 5-10 MINUTES
4. BE SMARTER

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*MADE IN A FACILITY THAT CONTAINS TREE NUTS (COCONUT)

*Statements made on ModestMix.com regarding the herbal and natural teas offered have not been evaluated by the food and drug administration as the FDA does not evaluate or test herbs. This information has not been evaluated by the US Food and Drug Administration, nor has it gone through the rigorous double-blind studies required before a particular product can be deemed truly beneficial or potentially dangerous and prescribed in the treatment of any condition or disease. 
The teas offered on ModestMix.com are not intended to treat, cure or prevent any illness or disease. If you have or suspect that you have a medical problem,  consult with your physician for diagnosis or treatment. Use herbs as per instructions and always watch for any allergic reactions. You should always carefully read all product packaging and labels. Always consult your physician or health care provider before using any herbal products, especially if you have a medical problem.

2 reviews for Dumb Ass – Oolong & Green Tea with bright herbs

  1. 5 out of 5

    I had one of the best sleeps in my life last night. This shit really works.

  2. 5 out of 5

    Totally made me smarter. I’m now a Mensa member, no big deal. Also tastes pretty good!

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