Fat Ass

Got some jiggle you’re tired of wiggling?
This blend will help with that trunk junk.
Drink 2 times a day before you eat & don’t eat crap.
PS. You’re beautiful as you are, fucking own it.

1/2 lb, 8 oz (80 cups) $38.50
1/4 lb, 4 oz (40 cups) $20.00
1/8 lb, 2 oz (20 cups) $15.00
Sample, 1 oz (10 cups) $9.00

Description

What the fuck is in it?

  • Oolong
  • Ashwagandha Root *
  • Rose Buds
  • Hibiscus *
  • Lemon Peel *
  • Strawberry Leaf*
  • Licorice Root *
  • Orange Extract *
  • Contains Caffeine

* Organic.

Accessories included (with 2 oz or more purchase)

  • 1 reusable muslin tea bag

How to make this badass blend:

  1. SHAKE BAG TO MIX SHIT UP.
  2. HEAT WATER TO NEAR BOILING.  (If you have to get all specific, heat to 170 °F – 180 °F)
  3. USE 1 SCOOP (3G) TEA PER 6-8 OZ WATER.
  4. STEEP FOR 6-8 MINUTES IN A MUSLIN TEA BAG OR TEA STRAW
  5. DRINK 2-3 TIMES A DAY BEFORE YOU EAT.  EAT HEALTHIER SHIT.

1 review for Fat Ass

  1. 5 out of 5

    Well if you’re a ModestMix customer clearly you have thick skin 😉 So if you got some wiggle jiggle you wanna get rid of, I’d recommend this tea.

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