Go The F**k To Sleep – Sweet Floral Blend with Ginger, Fennel & Rose Hips

4.88 out of 5 based on 8 customer ratings
(8 customer reviews)

Seriously.
Drink a cup of this relaxing-as-f**k tea.
Shut down your sh*t & take some deep breaths.
Boom, you’re f**king sleeping.

Sample, 1 oz (10 cups) $8.00
1/8 lb, 2 oz (20 cups) $15.00
1/4 lb, 4 oz (40 cups) $22.50
1/2 lb, 8 oz (80 cups) $33.75

Description

ALL LABELS ARE PRINTED WITH NO *ASTERISK USED. GOOGLE MADE US DO IT.

WHAT THE F**K IS IN IT?
*GINGER
*ASHWAGANDHA ROOT
ALL-SPICE
*CHAMOMILE
*LAVENDER
*ROSE HIPS
*FENNEL SEED
*LICORICE ROOT
Caffeine free – *organic

Accessories included (with 2 oz or more purchase):

  • 1 reusable muslin tea bag

F**KING DIRECTIONS:

1. HEAT WATER 208°F – 212°F
2. 1 TSPN (3G) TEA PER 8 OZ.
3. STEEP FOR 5-10 MINUTES.
4. SLEEP LIKE A PUPPY

COLD BREW:

1. MIX TEA & COLD H2O.
2. PUT IN FRIDGE. BE PATIENT.
3. READY WITHIN 6-12 HOURS

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*MADE IN A FACILITY THAT CONTAINS TREE NUTS (COCONUT)

*Statements made on ModestMix.com regarding the herbal and natural teas offered have not been evaluated by the food and drug administration as the FDA does not evaluate or test herbs. This information has not been evaluated by the US Food and Drug Administration, nor has it gone through the rigorous double-blind studies required before a particular product can be deemed truly beneficial or potentially dangerous and prescribed in the treatment of any condition or disease. 

The teas offered on ModestMix.com are not intended to treat, cure or prevent any illness or disease. If you have or suspect that you have a medical problem,  consult with your physician for diagnosis or treatment. Use herbs as per instructions and always watch for any allergic reactions. You should always carefully read all product packaging and labels. Always consult your physician or health care provider before using any herbal products, especially if you have a medical problem.

8 reviews for Go The F**k To Sleep – Sweet Floral Blend with Ginger, Fennel & Rose Hips

  1. 5 out of 5

    (verified owner)

    This fucking tea is the best fucking tea! ModestMix teas fuckibg rock!

  2. 4 out of 5

    (verified owner)

    I fucking love my fucking tea. I don’t know if I’ve been super tired the two times I’ve drank it so far but I’ve been out both times! Very very strong so I cut my normal two teaspoons loose leaf to one. I can’t wait to try some other fucking teas! Not just a fun name it’s actually filled with great ingredients and tastes great.

  3. 5 out of 5

    (verified owner)

    My wife tried this one and was really satisfied. It worked! She was asleep within a half-hour after she drank it.

  4. 5 out of 5

    (verified owner)

    Knocks me the F out!! I love this shtuff!!

  5. 5 out of 5

    (verified owner)

    THIS REALLY FUCKING WORKS! AND IT TASTES GREAT!

  6. 5 out of 5

    (verified owner)

    I bought this for my boyfriend bc he has trouble sleeping and has for as Long as I can remember so I bought this thinking why the hell not maybe this will help him and he drank it and it put him to sleep he said it helped him sleep so that’s awesome very thankful for the tea to help him! I will definitely buy this again

  7. 5 out of 5

    (verified owner)

    This is replacement of a delicious gift. It’s some amazing stuff. Sweet, but not too sweet.

  8. 5 out of 5

    Not only is this a hilarious gift, it ACTUALLY WORKS GREAT. Nice job guys!

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