Go The Fuck To Sleep

5.00 out of 5 based on 8 customer ratings
(8 customer reviews)

Seriously. Drink a cup of this relaxing-as-fuck tea, shut down your shit, close your eyes & take some deep breaths. Done, you’re fucking sleeping.

Sample, 1 oz (10 cups) $8.99
1/4 lb, 4 oz (40 cups) $22.49
1/2 lb, 8 oz (80 cups) $38.49

Description

Product Description

What the fuck is in it?

  • Chamomile *
  • Lavender *
  • Dandelion Root *
  • Ashwagandha Root *
  • Nettle Leaf *
  • Orange Peel *
  • Peppermint *
  • Licorice Root *
  • Stevia Leaf* (a tiny fucking pinch, this is the real shit from the garden, none of that bullshit grocery store crap. The actual plant.)
  • Honey Extract *

Caffeine free – *Organic

Accessories included

  • 1 reusable muslin tea bag (with 2 oz purchase or more)

How to make this badass blend:

  1. SHAKE BAG TO MIX SHIT UP.
  2. BOIL WATER.  (If you have to get all specific, heat to 208 °F – 212 °F)
  3. USE 1 SCOOP (3G) TEA PER 6-8 OZ WATER.
  4. STEEP FOR 5-15 MINUTES IN A MUSLIN TEA BAG OR TEA STRAW
  5. DRINK.
  6. SLEEP.

8 reviews for Go The Fuck To Sleep

  1. 5 out of 5

    (verified owner)

    My wife tried this one and was really satisfied. It worked! She was asleep within a half-hour after she drank it.

  2. 5 out of 5

    (verified owner)

    Knocks me the F out!! I love this shtuff!!

  3. 5 out of 5

    (verified owner)

    THIS REALLY FUCKING WORKS! AND IT TASTES GREAT!

  4. 5 out of 5

    (verified owner)

    I bought this for my boyfriend bc he has trouble sleeping and has for as Long as I can remember so I bought this thinking why the hell not maybe this will help him and he drank it and it put him to sleep he said it helped him sleep so that’s awesome very thankful for the tea to help him! I will definitely buy this again

  5. 5 out of 5

    (verified owner)

    This is replacement of a delicious gift. It’s some amazing stuff. Sweet, but not too sweet.

  6. 5 out of 5

    Love it! Really puts me the fuck to sleep.

  7. 5 out of 5

    Ok, so I’ve had trouble sleeping for years. But a cup of this tea about an hour before bed and I’m out like a light. I enjoy the taste too.

  8. 5 out of 5

    Not only is this a hilarious gift, it ACTUALLY WORKS GREAT. Nice job guys!

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