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Kick College In The Face

4.67 out of 5 based on 6 customer ratings
(6 customer reviews)

This collection of our most badass teas is perfect for the college student that wants to win at life.  There’s a tea for every problem a student might face. Fuck yeah.

Four 1 oz (10 cup) Samples $26.99 $25.99
Four 1/4 lb (40 cups) Bags $64.99 $59.99
Four 1/2 lb (80 cups) Bags $107.99 $99.99

Product Description

Did you party too hard? “Hung The Fuck Over” is to the rescue.

Having trouble sleeping? Hello Mr. “Go The Fuck To Sleep“.

Feeling sluggish in those 8 AM classes? “Wake The Fuck Up” is the answer.

And are you sucking-ass in that calculus class? A cup of “Dumb Ass” should do the trick.

You’re fucking welcome.


Accessories included

  • 1 reusable muslin tea bag

Hung The Fuck Over

Ingredients

  • Milk Thistle Seed
  • Fennel Seed
  • Peppermint
  • Dandelion Leaf
  • Thyme

All ingredients are organic.

Directions

  1. SHAKE BAG TO MIX SHIT UP.
  2. BOIL WATER.  (If you have to get all specific, heat to 208 °F – 212 °F)
  3. USE 1 SCOOP (3G) TEA PER 6 OZ WATER.
  4. STEEP FOR 5-15 MINUTES IN A MUSLIN TEA BAG (PROVIDED), OR USE A FRENCH PRESS (which is the best in our un-humble opinion).
  5. DRINK.
  6. STOP FEELING LIKE A PIECE OF SHIT.

Go The Fuck To Sleep

Ingredients

  • Chamomile *
  • Lavender *
  • Dandelion Root *
  • Ashwagandha Root *
  • Nettle Leaf *
  • Orange Peel *
  • Peppermint *
  • Licorice Root *
  • Stevia Leaf
  • Honey Extract *

* Organic

Directions

  1. SHAKE BAG TO MIX SHIT UP.
  2. BOIL WATER.  (If you have to get all specific, heat to 208 °F – 212 °F)
  3. USE 1 SCOOP (3G) TEA PER 6 OZ WATER.
  4. STEEP FOR 3-8 MINUTES IN A MUSLIN TEA BAG (PROVIDED), OR USE A FRENCH PRESS (which is the best in our un-humble opinion).
  5. DRINK.
  6. SLEEP.

Wake The Fuck Up

Ingredients

  • English Breakfast
  • Ceylon Black Tea
  • All-spice
  • Elderberries
  • Licorice Root
  • Contains Caffeine

All ingredients are organic.

Directions

  1. SHAKE BAG TO MIX SHIT UP.
  2. BOIL WATER.  (If you have to get all specific, heat to 208 °F – 212 °F)
  3. USE 1 SCOOP (3G) TEA PER 6 OZ WATER.
  4. STEEP FOR 3-8 MINUTES IN A MUSLIN TEA BAG (PROVIDED), OR USE A FRENCH PRESS (which is the best in our un-humble opinion).
  5. DRINK.
  6. WAKE THE FUCK UP.

Dumb Ass

Ingredients

  • Peppermint Leaf
  • Ginkgo Leaf
  • Eluethero Root
  • Gotu Kola
  • Lemon Balm
  • Lemon Peel
  • Rosemary
  • Licorice Root

All ingredients are organic

Directions

  1. SHAKE BAG TO MIX SHIT UP.
  2. BOIL WATER.  (If you have to get all specific, heat to 208 °F – 212 °F)
  3. USE 1 SCOOP (3G) TEA PER 6 OZ WATER.
  4. STEEP FOR 3-8 MINUTES IN A MUSLIN TEA BAG (PROVIDED), OR USE A FRENCH PRESS (which is the best in our un-humble opinion).
  5. DRINK.
  6. GET SMART.

6 reviews for Kick College In The Face

  1. 4 out of 5

    :

    College definitely got kicked in the face lol

  2. 5 out of 5

    :

    My roommate and I went halvesies on this tea collection. They all taste great and seem to work! F yeah.

  3. 5 out of 5

    :

    I was impressed. I thought this was just a gag gift, without any actual quality. But the teas are awesome. Nice job guys.

  4. 5 out of 5

    (verified owner):

    This is a great gift for college students. I bought one for a white elephant party on short notice and they were very accomodating. Great service, great product!

  5. 4 out of 5

    :

    Oh yeah! Love it. Only thing I’d change is I wish I had requested my name to be put on the labels, apparently y’all can do that!

  6. 5 out of 5

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    I got this for my cousin and she was super stoked. She said that Go The Fuck To Sleep really helped and Hung THe Fuck Over worked well too haha. She’s a bit of a party animal. I haven’t heard back about the other 2 teas yet, but so far this seems like a great gift for a student.

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