So You Think You’re Fucking Awesome?
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So You Think You’re Fucking Awesome?

5 out of 5 based on 1 customer rating
(1 customer review)

Everyone wants to be you, because you’re fucking awesome. Selfie high five! If people say you’re not awesome, tell them to eat a bowl of dicks.

1/2 lb, 8 oz (80 cups) $30.99
1/4 lb, 4 oz (40 cups) $18.99
Sample, 1 oz (10 cups) $7.99

Product Description

Ingredients

  • Oolong tea
  • *China green tea
  • *Ginkgo leaf
  • *Eleuthero root
  • *Lemongrass
  • *Lemon peel
  • *Lemon extract
  • Contains caffeine – *organic

Accessories included

  • 1 reusable muslin tea bag

Directions

  1. SHAKE BAG TO MIX SHIT UP.
  2. HEAT WATER TO NEAR BOILING.  (If you have to get all specific, heat to 208 °F)
  3. USE 1 SCOOP (3G) TEA PER 6 OZ WATER.
  4. STEEP FOR 5-7 MINUTES IN A MUSLIN TEA BAG (PROVIDED), OR USE A FRENCH PRESS (which is the best in our un-humble opinion).  IF YOU STEEP IT TOO LONG, IT MAY GET BITTER.  SCREW THAT NOISE!
  5. DRINK IT.  BE AWESOME.

1 review for So You Think You’re Fucking Awesome?

  1. 5 out of 5

    :

    I got this for my sister who definitely thinks she’s fucking awesome. It was a big hit 🙂

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