You’re F**king Awesome – Refreshing Maté Mix with Spices, Holy Tulsi & Hibiscus

5.00 out of 5 based on 2 customer ratings
(2 customer reviews)

Everyone wants to be you.
If someone says you’re not awesome, tell them to eat a bowl of dicks.
You rock. Drink awesome tea.

1/2 lb, 8 oz (80 cups) $33.75
1/4 lb, 4 oz (40 cups) $22.50
Sample, 1 oz (10 cups) $8.00
1/8 lb, 2 oz (20 cups) $15.00

Description

ALL LABELS ARE PRINTED WITH NO *ASTERISK USED. GOOGLE MADE US DO IT.

WHAT THE F**K IS IN IT?
*YERBA MATÉ
*HIBISCUS
*CINNAMON
*PEPPERMINT
*LEMONGRASS
*ROSE HIPS
*ORANGE PEEL
*HOLY BASIL (TULSI)
Caffeinated – *organic

Accessories included (with 2 oz or more purchase):

  • 1 reusable muslin tea bag

F**KING DIRECTIONS:

1. HEAT WATER 208°F – 212°F
2. 1 TSPN (3G) TEA PER 8 OZ.
3. STEEP FOR 5-10 MINUTES.
4. STAY FUCKING AWESOME

COLD BREW:

1. MIX TEA & COLD H2O.
2. PUT IN FRIDGE. BE PATIENT.
3. READY WITHIN 6-12 HOURS

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*MADE IN A FACILITY THAT CONTAINS TREE NUTS (COCONUT)

*Statements made on ModestMix.com regarding the herbal and natural teas offered have not been evaluated by the food and drug administration as the FDA does not evaluate or test herbs. This information has not been evaluated by the US Food and Drug Administration, nor has it gone through the rigorous double-blind studies required before a particular product can be deemed truly beneficial or potentially dangerous and prescribed in the treatment of any condition or disease. 
The teas offered on ModestMix.com are not intended to treat, cure or prevent any illness or disease. If you have or suspect that you have a medical problem,  consult with your physician for diagnosis or treatment. Use herbs as per instructions and always watch for any allergic reactions. You should always carefully read all product packaging and labels. Always consult your physician or health care provider before using any herbal products, especially if you have a medical problem.

2 reviews for You’re F**king Awesome – Refreshing Maté Mix with Spices, Holy Tulsi & Hibiscus

  1. 5 out of 5

    (verified owner)

    This tea is f*cking awesome, which makes me feel pretty f*cking awesome. I f*cking love this tea!

  2. 5 out of 5

    I got this for my sister who definitely thinks she’s fucking awesome. It was a big hit 🙂

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