Sorry To Hear You’re Such a Pussy

You’re sick, boo-fucking-hoo.
Drink this badass healing tea & quit your bitchin’!
PS. Sorry you don’t feel good.

1/2 lb, 8 oz (80 cups) $30.00
1/4 lb, 4 oz (40 cups) $17.75
1/8 lb, 2 oz (20 cups) $13.00
Sample, 1 oz (10 cups) $8.00

Description

Product Description

What the fuck is in it?

  • *Peppermint
  • *Ginger
  • *Hibiscus
  • *Rose Hips
  • *Anise Seed
  • *Yarrow Flower
  • Thyme
  • *Catnip Leaf & Flower
  • Marigold (calendula)
  • Caffeine Free – *organic

Accessories included (with 2 oz or more purchase)

  • 1 reusable muslin tea bag

How to make this badass blend:

  1. SHAKE BAG TO MIX SHIT UP.
  2. HEAT WATER TO NEAR BOILING.  (If you have to get all specific, heat to 170 °F – 180 °F)
  3. USE 1 SCOOP (3G) TEA PER 6-8 OZ WATER.
  4. STEEP FOR 5-10 MINUTES IN A MUSLIN TEA BAG OR TEA STRAW
  5. DRINK.
  6. STOP BEING SUCH A PUSSY.

2 reviews for Sorry To Hear You’re Such a Pussy

  1. 5 out of 5

    For whatever reason I’ve been sick a lot more than usual this winter. Well that was until I started drinking Sorry To Hear You’re Such a Pussy. Life saver. There’s so much healthy stuff in here and it isn’t bad tasting either. Love it.

  2. 5 out of 5

    I gave this to my cousin and she literally lost her shit. Awesome!

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