Sorry To Hear You’re Such A Pussy – Herbaceous, Minty & Earthy Wellness Blend

You’re sick, boo-f**king-hoo
Drink this healing tea
Quit your bitchin’
PS. sorry you don’t feel good.

1/2 lb, 8 oz (80 cups) $33.75
1/4 lb, 4 oz (40 cups) $22.50
1/8 lb, 2 oz (20 cups) $15.00
Sample, 1 oz (10 cups) $8.00

Description

ALL LABELS ARE PRINTED WITH NO *ASTERISK USED. GOOGLE MADE US DO IT.

WHAT THE F**K IS IN IT?
*PEPPERMINT
*GINGER
*HIBISCUS
*ROSE HIPS
*ANISE SEED
*YARROW FLOWER
*CATNIP LEAF
*THYME
*MARIGOLD PETALS
Caffeine free – *organic

Accessories included (with 2 oz or more purchase):

  • 1 reusable muslin tea bag

F**KING DIRECTIONS:

1. HEAT WATER 208°F – 212°F
2. 1 TSPN (3G) TEA PER 8 OZ.
3. STEEP FOR 5-10 MINUTES.
4. FEEL FUCKING BETTER!

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*MADE IN A FACILITY THAT CONTAINS TREE NUTS (COCONUT)

*Statements made on ModestMix.com regarding the herbal and natural teas offered have not been evaluated by the food and drug administration as the FDA does not evaluate or test herbs. This information has not been evaluated by the US Food and Drug Administration, nor has it gone through the rigorous double-blind studies required before a particular product can be deemed truly beneficial or potentially dangerous and prescribed in the treatment of any condition or disease. 

The teas offered on ModestMix.com are not intended to treat, cure or prevent any illness or disease. If you have or suspect that you have a medical problem,  consult with your physician for diagnosis or treatment. Use herbs as per instructions and always watch for any allergic reactions. You should always carefully read all product packaging and labels. Always consult your physician or health care provider before using any herbal products, especially if you have a medical problem.

2 reviews for Sorry To Hear You’re Such A Pussy – Herbaceous, Minty & Earthy Wellness Blend

  1. 5 out of 5

    For whatever reason I’ve been sick a lot more than usual this winter. Well that was until I started drinking Sorry To Hear You’re Such a Pussy. Life saver. There’s so much healthy stuff in here and it isn’t bad tasting either. Love it.

  2. 5 out of 5

    I gave this to my cousin and she literally lost her shit. Awesome!

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