Wake The F**k Up – Rich Black Tea with Elderberries

4.86 out of 5 based on 7 customer ratings
(7 customer reviews)

Get your fine ass energized!
You’re a f**king winner!
Drink this bada** tea.
Kick life in the face.
High f**king five.

Sample, 1 oz (10 cups) $8.00
1/8 lb, 2 oz (20 cups) $15.00
1/4 lb, 4 oz (40 cups) $22.50
1/2 lb, 8 oz (80 cups) $33.75

Description

ALL LABELS ARE PRINTED WITH NO *ASTERISK USED. GOOGLE MADE US DO IT.

WHAT THE F**K IS IN IT?
*INDIA BLACK TEA
*ASSAM BREAKFAST BLEND BLACK TEA
*BLACK ELDERBERRIES
Caffeinated – *organic

Accessories included (with 2 oz or more purchase):

  • 1 reusable muslin tea bag

F**KING DIRECTIONS:

1. HEAT WATER 208°F – 212°F
2. 1 TSPN (3G) TEA PER 8 OZ.
3. STEEP FOR 5-10 MINUTES.
4. WAKE THE FUCK UP

COLD BREW:

1. MIX TEA & COLD H2O.
2. PUT IN FRIDGE. BE PATIENT.
3. READY WITHIN 6-12 HOURS

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*MADE IN A FACILITY THAT CONTAINS TREE NUTS (COCONUT)

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7 reviews for Wake The F**k Up – Rich Black Tea with Elderberries

  1. 5 out of 5

    (verified owner)

    I’m trying to wean myself from some prescription medication that gave me energy, this tea is my new drug of choice!

  2. 5 out of 5

    (verified owner)

    I gave this as a gift. I can’t review the actual taste or effects of the tea but I can say it was a great gift and got lots of laughs!

  3. 4 out of 5

    All groggy and shit in the morning? This tea will kick you in the butt. Plus it tastes delish!

  4. 5 out of 5

    Not only does this tea taste good, but it gives me the morning kick I need.

  5. 5 out of 5

    (verified owner)

    I LOVES IT! Great tasting tea, and with the allspice it made me think.hmmm. . . BRINE! So I heavy steeped some and sweet/salted it and tossed a brisket in to marinade and sooo delicious it make me wake up and wanna slap my fucking granny!

  6. 5 out of 5

    Ok, so this tea claims to help you “Wake The Fuck Up”. Guess what? It really works! I’ve been trying to slow down my coffee addiction and this definitely does the trick. It’s funny to show the bag to my coworkers too.

  7. 5 out of 5

    I was already a fan of Go The Fuck To Sleep so thought I’d give this a try. Wow. It really energizes me. I got some as a gift for my sister too and she loves it.

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