Wake The Fuck Up

4.80 out of 5 based on 5 customer ratings
(5 customer reviews)

Get your sexy ass energized, cause you’re a fucking winner. GO FUCKING WIN! High fucking five.

Sample, 1 oz (10 cups) $7.99
1/4 lb, 4 oz (40 cups) $18.99
1/2 lb, 8 oz (80 cups) $30.99

Description

Product Description

What the fuck is in it?

  • *English Breakfast
  • *Assam Black Tea
  • *All-spice
  • *Elderberries
  • *Licorice Root

 Caffeinated – *organic

Accessories included

  • 1 reusable muslin tea bag (with 2 oz purchase or more)

How to make this badass blend:

  1. SHAKE BAG TO MIX SHIT UP.
  2. BOIL WATER.  (If you have to get all specific, heat to 208 °F – 212 °F)
  3. USE 1 SCOOP (3G) TEA PER 6-8 OZ WATER.
  4. STEEP FOR 3-8 MINUTES IN A MUSLIN TEA BAG OR TEA STRAW
  5. DRINK.
  6. WAKE THE FUCK UP.

5 reviews for Wake The Fuck Up

  1. 4 out of 5

    All groggy and shit in the morning? This tea will kick you in the butt. Plus it tastes delish!

  2. 5 out of 5

    Not only does this tea taste good, but it gives me the morning kick I need.

  3. 5 out of 5

    (verified owner)

    I LOVES IT! Great tasting tea, and with the allspice it made me think.hmmm. . . BRINE! So I heavy steeped some and sweet/salted it and tossed a brisket in to marinade and sooo delicious it make me wake up and wanna slap my fucking granny!

  4. 5 out of 5

    Ok, so this tea claims to help you “Wake The Fuck Up”. Guess what? It really works! I’ve been trying to slow down my coffee addiction and this definitely does the trick. It’s funny to show the bag to my coworkers too.

  5. 5 out of 5

    I was already a fan of Go The Fuck To Sleep so thought I’d give this a try. Wow. It really energizes me. I got some as a gift for my sister too and she loves it.

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