Woke as Fuck

Your fine ass is energized!
Ready to kick life in the motherfuckin’ face!
You’re checkin’ shit off your list like a rabid squirrel.
You even called your mom. You are killing it, fuck yeah!

1/2 lb, 8 oz (80 cups) $28.00
1/4 lb, 4 oz (40 cups) $16.75
Sample, 1 oz (10 cups) $7.00

Description

Product Description

What the fuck is in it?

  • *Toasted Yerba maté
  • *Holy Tulsi (Krishna, Rama, Vana). Yes, total hippy shit that is super good for you.
  • *Ginger
  • *Orange peel
  • *Rose hips
  • *Orange extract
  • Caffeinated – *organic

Accessories included:

  • 1 reusable muslin tea bag

How to make this badass blend:

  1. SHAKE BAG TO MIX SHIT UP.
  2. HEAT WATER TO NEAR BOILING.  (If you have to get all specific, heat to 208°F – 212°F)
  3. USE 1 SCOOP (3G) TEA PER 6-8 OZ WATER.
  4. STEEP FOR 5-10 MINUTES IN A MUSLIN TEA BAG OR TEA STRAW
  5. DON’T FORGET TO CALL YOUR MOM.

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