We Make Tea
And we're damn good at it.
Running all the shit is my superpower.
I set goals & fucking crush them.
I breathe in strength, breathe out all the bullshit.
Rise, shine, and kick some motherfuckin’ ass!
These stickers are dishwasher safe and waterproof!
Tag up your favorite mug, water bottle and anything else you think up!
You wanna chai me? Yeah you fucking do.
Spiced to perfection and packed full of caffeine for you to kick life in the face.
Your fine ass is energized!
Ready to kick life in the motherfuckin’ face!
You’re checkin’ shit off your list like a rabid squirrel.
You even called your mom. You are killing it, fuck yeah!
Loose leaf tea + Muslin Tea Bag = Bagged tea. We know you fucking love tea bagging.
REUSABLE MUSLIN TEA BAGS (5 PACK)
Do you know someone who’s a dirty motherfucker? Make them drink this. It’s jam-packed with the best herbs, flowers and spices to help your body detox. Oh yeah!
Everyone wants to be you, because you’re fucking awesome. Selfie high five! If people say you’re not awesome, tell them to eat a bowl of dicks.
Don’t have time to steep loose leaf tea in a f’ing french press, muslin tea bag, tea ball, or strainer? This tea straw will change your life.