We Make Tea
And we're damn good at it.
Do you know someone who’s a dirty motherfucker? Make them drink this. It’s jam-packed with the best herbs, flowers and spices to help your body detox. Oh yeah!
Everyone wants to be you, because you’re fucking awesome. Selfie high five! If people say you’re not awesome, tell them to eat a bowl of dicks.
This collection of our most badass teas is perfect for the college student that wants to win at life. There's a tea for every problem a student might face. Fuck yeah.
Don’t have time to steep loose leaf tea in a f’ing french press, muslin tea bag, tea ball, or strainer? This tea straw will change your life.
A bright, minty, lemon green tea. Fucking delicious! Welcome to Tasty-Land, population: your mouth.
Life can be seriously fucking stressful at times. Brew up a mug of this relaxing tea and chill the fuck out.
Got some jiggle you’re tired of wiggling? This blend will help with that trunk junk.
You’re sick, boo-fucking-hoo. Drink this tea & quit your bitchin’!