We Make Tea

And we're damn good at it.

Zen As F*ck

Running all the shit is my superpower.
I set goals & fucking crush them.
I breathe in strength, breathe out all the bullshit.
Rise, shine, and kick some motherfuckin’ ass!

It’s Motherfucking Tea Time Sticker

These stickers are dishwasher safe and waterproof!

Tag up your favorite mug, water bottle and anything else you think up!

Chai Fucking Harder (new recipe!) – Black Tea Spicy Chai

You wanna chai me? Yeah you fucking do.
Spiced to perfection and packed full of caffeine for you to kick life in the face.

Woke as Fuck

Your fine ass is energized!
Ready to kick life in the motherfuckin’ face!
You’re checkin’ shit off your list like a rabid squirrel.
You even called your mom. You are killing it, fuck yeah!

I Heart Tea Bagging

Loose leaf tea + Muslin Tea Bag = Bagged tea. We know you fucking love tea bagging.


Dirty Mofo

Are you a dirty motherfucker?
Drink this badass tea jam-packed with the best herbs, flowers and spices to help your body detox. Fuck yes!

So You Think You’re Fucking Awesome?

Everyone wants to be you, because you’re fucking awesome. Selfie high five! If people say you’re not awesome, tell them to eat a bowl of dicks.

M’Fn Tea Straw (bombilla)

Don’t have time to steep loose leaf tea in a f’ing french press, muslin tea bag, tea ball, or strainer?  This tea straw will change your life.

I Just Banged in Your Mouth

A bright, minty, lemon green tea. Fucking delicious! Welcome to Tasty-Land, population: your mouth.