We Make Tea
And we're damn good at it.
You wanna chai me? Yeah you fucking do.
Spiced to perfection and packed full of caffeine for you to kick life in the face.
Why did the hipster burn his tongue?
Because he drank his tea before it was cool.
This badass Yerba Maté blend is no joke!
Loose leaf tea + Muslin Tea Bag = Bagged tea. We know you fucking love tea bagging.
REUSABLE MUSLIN TEA BAGS (5 PACK)
Do you know someone who’s a dirty motherfucker? Make them drink this. It’s jam-packed with the best herbs, flowers and spices to help your body detox. Oh yeah!
Everyone wants to be you, because you’re fucking awesome. Selfie high five! If people say you’re not awesome, tell them to eat a bowl of dicks.
This collection of our most badass teas is perfect for the college student that wants to win at life. There’s a tea for every problem a student might face. Fuck yeah.
Don’t have time to steep loose leaf tea in a f’ing french press, muslin tea bag, tea ball, or strainer? This tea straw will change your life.
A bright, minty, lemon green tea. Fucking delicious! Welcome to Tasty-Land, population: your mouth.