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F*ckoffee – chicory root + cacao coffee replacement
1/8 lb 2 oz (20 cups)
$10.00 USD
Sale price
$10.00 USD
Regular price
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F*ckoffee – chicory root + cacao coffee replacement
$10.00 USD
Sale price
$10.00 USD
Regular price
But first, f*ckoffee.
Is coffee flipping you the bird?
Chicory root and cacao for the win!
It’s like coffee, without being a dick.
When you enter a first name in the personalization box, we will add it directly on the label. Making it really fun and amazing for gifts! First names or short nicknames work best.
ALL LABELS ARE PRINTED WITH NO *ASTERISK USED. GOOGLE MADE US DO IT.
What the f*ck is in it?
F**KING DIRECTIONS
Disclaimer
*Statements made on ModestMix.com regarding the herbal and natural teas offered have not been evaluated by the food and drug administration as the FDA does not evaluate or test herbs. This information has not been evaluated by the US Food and Drug Administration, nor has it gone through the rigorous double-blind studies required before a particular product can be deemed truly beneficial or potentially dangerous and prescribed in the treatment of any condition or disease.
The teas offered on ModestMix.com are not intended to treat, cure or prevent any illness or disease. If you have or suspect that you have a medical problem, consult with your physician for diagnosis or treatment. Use herbs as per instructions and always watch for any allergic reactions. You should always carefully read all product packaging and labels. Always consult your physician or health care provider before using any herbal products, especially if you have a medical problem.
A chicory root and cacao coffee alternative customers describe as 'smooth' and 'like a smoky hot chocolate.' Praised for quality ingredients, excellent packaging, and fast shipping. Some confusion exists as shoppers expected an instant dissolving mix, but it requires straining. Overall highly rated for taste and as a caffeine-free replacement.
D
The shipping was fast, the packaging was easy to deal with. The teas are all SO good!
K
Great taste, very much look forward to my cup in the morning.
J
my sister thought this was a hilarious name for a birthday present tea. I did, too. it got to her really quickly, and was packaged perfectly. she said it smelled really heavenly. thank you so much for being such a considerate seller!
A
Interesting and smooth
L
Absolutely love everything about the coffee from packaging to taste. Will definitely be a regular.
R
Love this stuff!
S
Great tea, packaging, everything! Will be a repeat shopper!
H
Nice quality ingredients, but I thought this was instant that would fully dissolve like other (chicory) coffee substitutes I had liked, but it requires straining. I even powdered it down more and it still won't fully dissolve without straining. I was looking for a truly instant one, so this isn't really it for me.
E
They were great to answer any questions I had. The way this was described made it seem like it was instant "coffee" mix when it's not. The quality of the ingredients is nice, but it's not my favourite blend and I would not repurchase it. I'll keep looking for an instant "coffee" mix.
E
They were great to answer any questions I had. The way this was described made it seem like it was instant "coffee" mix when it's not. The quality of the ingredients is nice, but it's not my favourite blend and I would not repurchase it. I'll keep looking for an instant "coffee" mix.
T
Quick shipping, Great product! Thank you!
S
This is like a smoky hot chocolate. The brew is very smooth and a great replacement for my afternoon cup of coffee. It is f&$@ing perfect.
E
This is a quality product, as I've come to expect from Modest Mix. It was my first experience with a coffee substitute and I'm going to guess it will take some tinkering to discover my personal preferences as far as amount and brewing time. I don't think I quite nailed it on the first try. :P Thanks for broadening my horizons!
D
Loved it. Good replacement for those of us who can’t drink coffee anymore.
R
Love the quirky names. Love the teas even more. Every time I order, my packages arrive wrapped like a fun little gift. 🫶
E
Repeat buyer. I hate tea and I like this stuff. Name and label and packaging it also awesome
E
Love this shop. Thank you for your wonderful products
N
Was fucking delicious, but I can’t have cacao, I can have carob. I would recommend if you cannot have coffee.
s
Very good…just trying to get used to using loose tea
A
Fuckoffee is my absolute favorite! I can’t live without it in the morning 😍"
E
Love this stuff! Better than coffee and I could drink it all day
J
love the robust flavor of coffee, but have to get away from the caffeine. F*ckoffee is where it’s at! The chocolate richness of Kenyan single origin beans but without the caffeine! What an incredible blend ai drink all day!
A
The mixes are delicious (my favorites are Zen as F*ck and F*ckoffee) and the aesthetic is just muah! I just ordered a bunch of tea samplers and two straws for two friends who are celebrating their birthdays soon, and I'm so excited. They're gonna be so surprised! Thanks for bringing more AWESOME into this world!
E
I cannot comment on the quality of the tea, as it was a Christmas gift, but the labeling and personalization by the seller is amazing!
It is worth the price, amd the seller shipped very quickly, it arrived in perfect condition.
The reactions of some family members that do not cuss, were absolutely priceless when they read the labels! It was non-stop laughter for about 5 minutes. A much better reaction than I expected, worth it!
K
This is my new guilty pleasure, I drink this as a dessert in the evening. I love that it has no caffeine and has a creamy chocolate flavor to it.
K
Love love love. Love the added personal name possibilities. So great with it personalized. Lovely
K
This is desert in a cup! love this product!!!
E
I love this coffee alternative. It is a great hot drink in the mornings.
I do add a dash of cinnamon to mine!
H
Wonderful product Taste great and easily mixes with my dandelion coffee mix.
S
F*ckoffee – chicory root + cacao coffee replacement
C
Great alternative to coffee. Great packaging!😁
Fast shipping.
M
The best! Love the flavor.