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Sorry To Hear You're Such A Pussy
Sample 1 oz (10 cups)
$8.50 USD
Sale price
$8.50 USD
Regular price
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Sorry To Hear You're Such A Pussy
$8.50 USD
Sale price
$8.50 USD
Regular price
You’re sick, boo-f**king-hoo
Drink this healing tea
Quit your bitchin’
PS. sorry you don’t feel good.
When you enter a first name in the personalization box, we will add it directly on the label. Making it really fun and amazing for gifts! First names or short nicknames work best.
ALL LABELS ARE PRINTED WITH NO *ASTERISK USED. GOOGLE MADE US DO IT.
What the f*ck is in it?
F**KING DIRECTIONS
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The teas offered on ModestMix.com are not intended to treat, cure or prevent any illness or disease. If you have or suspect that you have a medical problem, consult with your physician for diagnosis or treatment. Use herbs as per instructions and always watch for any allergic reactions. You should always carefully read all product packaging and labels. Always consult your physician or health care provider before using any herbal products, especially if you have a medical problem.
Customers praised this herbal tea for its "delicious" flavor and "quality ingredients." The humorous, crude labeling and personalization options are major selling points that "always make people smile." Shoppers found it "well balanced" and effective when feeling unwell. Fast shipping and "cool packaging" were consistently noted. Perfect as a "hysterical stocking stuffer" or gift.
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I absolutely loved the crudeness of the labels! 😂That was one of the main selling points. I also loved the fact that you can personalize the packages with a name. The shipping was pretty fast. I'll definitely be ordering more products from this shop!
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Very aromatic and delicious love it
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Absolutely delicious and quality ingredients. Will be buying again when I use it all.
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hysterical stocking stuffer, love the concept
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Love the flavor, love the names… I also love to give these they always make people smile.
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Amazing! I absolutely love this tea!!!
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Quick shipping and cool packaging
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Excellent flavor! Great packaging😆
Fast shipping
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Love these Teas , and the hilarious logo that goes on every bag . The Tea shipped so fast ! Will order again from this seller . 😀
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Really loved this tea. Nice neutral tea when you don't feel good or want a pick me up.
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These are too funny, going to make a great gift!
E
The well balanced herb tea I’ve long searched for. Love it!
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Gave it as a gift and they thought it was not only hilarious but delicious too! F*#% yeah!
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For whatever reason I’ve been sick a lot more than usual this winter. Well that was until I started drinking Sorry To Hear You’re Such a Pussy. Life saver. There’s so much healthy stuff in here and it isn’t bad tasting either. Love it.
M
I gave this to my cousin and she literally lost her shit. Awesome!